It’s Gary Coleman in the Midgets vs Mascots Movie Trailer

2nd May, 2009 | No Comment | Posted in News
Posted by Mike Leach

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Sometimes traversing the vast expanse of the internet looking for things that readers might interesting can be a lonely thankless job. The web is a big place, and the netizens who reside there can be a cold, savage, unforgiving group. Normally a hunt for news is really just a crossing of the fingers and a prayer that you’ll like what we find. But….Everyonce in a while, we find something so awesome, something so huge, and something so spectacular, that I know you will have no choice but to behold the splendor that is Gary Coleman in his newest flick Midgets VS Mascots.

The premise is simple. Porn mogul, and midget extraordinaire, Rick Howland puts on a contest pitting 5 little people against 5 mascots in 30 days of intense competition to see who will claim the 1million dollar grand prize. Hailed as part Borat, park Jackass, part Amazing Race, Midgets VS Mascots is making it’s debut all week at the Tribeca Film Festival.

Before we get to the trailer though, I’d also like to add that normally we here at eatsleepgeek.com are firmly committed to reducing cases of dudeity in the movie industry. In case you missed my look at Watchmen, dudeity is when the M:F nudity ratio in a movie is skewed so that more weiner is shown to audience than boobie. Now while I can not attest to wether or not this movie is guilty of including dudeity it should be mentioned that the staff here at ESG.com is still endorsing this film because the weiner on question belongs to one Gary Coleman. That’s right, Midgets VS Mascots features Gary Coleman bearing all. Lets hope that pervert who tried to get Dudley to take his shirt off to play Tarzan on Different Strokes isn’t watching.

Now on with the show. ..Here we have it the trailer for…Midgets VS Mascots

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