Will Clark, anyone know who he is? Well you’re not alone. He was the director behind the movie The Amazing Trousers which, strangely, is about a man who buys a pair of red pants from a crippled man in a wheel chair that tells him great success will fallow anyone  who wears them. The only catch is that they must give up their legs after one year.

If that wasn’t twisted enough, he is now signed on to do a twist on a popular Jane Austen story Pride and Prejudice, the twist…a seven foot tall reptilian alien who loves the thrill of the hunt. That’s right; 20th Century Fox’s mean, florescent green glowing blood alien is going toe to toe with some of literature’s daintiest characters. What’s even weirder is that it’ll be produced by Rocket Pictures, who happens to be owned by non-other than Elton John. Star glasses himself.

The movie is slated for release in 2010.

Can’t wait, hope its a blood bath of unparalleled portrayal.