Dan X. On April - 27 - 2009

batman forever The One Riddle, Even The Riddler Couldnt SolveBob Causey??? Yea I’ve never heard of him either; he`s apparently a sculptor. You ask why am I writing about him?  Well has been secretly been working on a car that really didn’t need to be re-made.  The Batmobile, not just any Batmobile but the one from the movie Batman Forever. My only question for Bob is why? Why not the Tim Burton version? Why not another version of the Tumbler?  Even the Batpod, even if you died trying to drive that thing I would respect you even more than I do right now. For me, when I look at the car I don’t think how bad the movie was; the winner of the worst Batman movie award goes to Batman and Robin,  when I look at this car I just see a penis with wings. I think the designer for the car was either a man lacking his manly hood or a very horny girl, not entirely sure, heck, could be a combination of both. One thing is for sure though, this guy has an eye for detail. As much as it was one of the gayest cars ever to grace the silver screen (I know the Batman and Robin one was worse, but I like to pretend it never existed) he has definitely out done himself. Even sports three fairly large LCD screens inside the cabin with a remote control retractable “dome”.  No matter how much it cost to make, I’m sure that there’s someone out there who’s more than willing to pay a hell of a lot more to purchase it.  Bob if you ever read this, I’m gonna say that you have one up on me, you definitely know how to make a car from scratch, I don’t think there’s too many people out there that can do what you just did, but even if they could I’m sure they would have picked something a lot cooler than this.  Maybe the new Night Rider car??? lol Oh wait yea bad idea as well Val Kilmer is part of that project as too. For your amusement some pics and a link so you may enjoy a short, a very short vid of the opening and closing of the “dome”.

“Tell me Doctor, do you like the thurcus?” No that is no spelling mistake, that’s actually how Val Kilmer say’s circus in Batman Forever. If you don’t believe me find a copy ( I know it’ll be hard to find, since you last hurled your VHS copy at some ally cats) pop it in to either your DVD player or VHS player (which I might have the last copy in exsistence) Go to the scene where Bruce Wayne talks to Dr. Chase about having a thing for bats, then prepare for a good laugh.

For the link to the video and the rest of the pics click here. (TechEBlog)

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3 Responses

  1. Not much leaves me at a loss for words, but I can’t decide if this is cool or sad.

  2. wayne says:

    This has to be the worst article I have ever read, it shows extream jelousy upon the part of the writer. really the only thing I’m sure you will ever do is be miserable .
    I feel bad for your family .
    to the guy who built the car ,  you seriously rock ! this was one of the cooler batman movies in my opinion,  you have some made skills, I would have chose this car as well.look forward to seeing some more of your skill.

  3. Whoaaaah!!!!! did you say one of the cooler Batman movies?  Sorry buddy I know you prefaced it with the “in my opinion” disclaimer.  But clearly your opinion needs some justification.  I’d love to hear what it was about this movie that made it so cool in your expert opinion.

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