If you haven’t been following eatsleepgeek.com’s ongoing coverage of the Wolverine movie, I’ll sum it up in a nutshell for you: we hate it. Yeah, we know we’re being fanboys when we expect something more than claws, adamantium, and sideburns to carry over from the comic to the movies, but that’s our prerogative. The movie butchered so much of a character we love that there no direction we can go on this movie other than The Way of the Nerd.
So it is with a heavy heart, and much reservation that we bring you more news about the franchise from MTV’s Splashpage. First the bad news. According to Variety it is official that there will be a Wolverine II, it will take place in Japan, and will continue to make sure that everything cool about Logan gets sucked out of his big screen persona. However this time around, the folks at 20th Century Fox will embark on an even more ambitious undertaking; seeing if they can make ninjas and samurais as uncool as they managed to make the Wolverine character. A tall order indeed.I don’t know if it can be done, but if anybody can it’s the folks behind X Men Origins:Wolverine as they chronicle Logan’s adventures in the land of the rising sun. Stay tuned I’m sure we’ll be seeing allot more of Hugh “I’m a foot taller than Logan, and do musical numbers” Jackman as he gets ready to play Wolverine for the 5th time.
The additional bad news is that we haven’t seen the last of Deadpool either. Deadpool used to be ‘the merc with the mouth’, but since his big screen debut has been renamed to ‘the merc with retractable sword blades coming from the top of his hands, thus reducing the range and circumference of the blades, not to mention the fact that the blades are longer than his forearms, but he won’t need them anyways because he’s got freak’n lasers for eyes’, wow that’s a mouthful. With a name like that no wonder he’s always talking. At any rate Lauren Shuler Donner and Marvel will be producing the movie that explores Wade Wilson’s origin. Needless to say I’m thrilled. Well at least we’ll get to see Ryan Reynolds without his shirt on some more.
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We need a Wade Wilson “origin”? Really? Just have Reynolds wear the Deadpool mask, ramble non-stop, and then have him slice people to kingdom come.
You people are retarded…a deadpool movie would be so awesome and they could explain that his head being cut off stopped the lazer eye shit..and for some reason the teleporting has always been with deadpool one way or another…oh and the big thing the blades well deadpool could just be the bad ass he always is and once he heals and his heads stitched back on he just rips them things out of his arms and bam he has sweet freaking swords.
….uhm yeah. That sounds like an awesome movie. I can hardly wait, I hope they get you to write it. Clearly you’re a man who knows how to make Deadpool cool.